Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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