Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
