he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Randomize
