You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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