I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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