My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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