I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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