Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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