I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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