She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You are a genius and a whore.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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