So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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