that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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