i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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