when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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