Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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