So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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