Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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