Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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