i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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