we have pet lesbian snakes
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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