Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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