Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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