awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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