I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
do nipples grow back?
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