someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
