When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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