I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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