For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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