I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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