i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
this just has baby written all over it
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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