so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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