Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Best friends brother. Beat that.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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