Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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