why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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