Dual....:-)
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think your dad took our porno
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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