I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ambien. No doubt about it.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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