Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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