I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm always down for nudity.
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