Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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