Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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