where am i from again
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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