Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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