At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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