So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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