dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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