On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
