we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
