...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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