i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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