If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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